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Old 03-18-2008, 03:52 PM   #1
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Some more funny stuff...

After having laughed myself silly over Barb's "What's in a name" thread and everyone's responses, I dug out one of my favorite emails and put it up on my server.

It's excerpts from actual church bulletins that, when taken out of context or when viewed with the original typos and confusing grammar, become HI-larious.

Hope you enjoy them: Church bulletin entries

Eileen (aka Boobie Frickinbrains)
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Old 03-18-2008, 03:56 PM   #2
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These are so funny. I have seen them before but never get tired of reading them again! Thanks. You helped brighten my day!
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I once had these in a book called Anguished English. I use them to illustrate to my English students why they must be very clear that the meaning they intend is the one their readers get.
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OMGosh I needed that today. Thanks for sharing.
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You have no idea how much I needed that laugh!
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Oh Eileen!!!! Thank you so much!!! I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!!!!
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Those were GREAT. Thanks for sharing.
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I've read a lot of them before but I stilled enjoye reading them again.
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