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Old 02-28-2009, 04:14 PM   #1
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silly questions

i found these and those i would share them with you.

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are
considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a
"penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you
were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies
wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to
see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid
song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap,
why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the
hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets
mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the
first place?
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Sounds like George Carlin!
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LOL!! Sounds like The Confused Philosopher! YouTube - Confused Philosopher He was a very well-known character on the CBC's Royal Canadian Air Farce - a variety/comedy show on Canadian television. My favourite question he would ask was "How do you throw away an old garbage can?"
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Ok I admit to singing the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star.

I always wondered if you were destined for eternity in the clothes you died in (heaven forbid) or what you're buried in. And if you're cremated then what are you wearing?
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Awesome...these will guide our philosophical discussions tonight on the night shift...I'll let you know if we come up with anything!
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a
"penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Taxes!!!!

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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Maybe the guy who invented it was the baby who forced the round peg into the square hole.

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What disease did cured ham actually have?
Certainly not anorexia!

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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
For my grandmother who loves things "well done" (a.k.a. burned).

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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid
song about him?
The media, of course! They make everything nobody cares about into something huge!

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He's a redneck; he prefers roadkill.

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
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Definitely not, or this would be one very moral country!!

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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets
mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
He just doesn't like you. Get over it.

(Okay, the real reason is the first is seen as punishment; the second is because dogs enjoy all the smells in the air - it really gets their olfactory senses goin'.)

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