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Old 10-24-2008, 08:47 AM   #1
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Hilarious and True!! Long, but worth it!!

For those of you who live/work in Jersey, you know how true this really is.

A few rules for those who don't - and a refresher for those who do drive in the Garden State.


Driving in New Jersey

1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is Nork - rhymes with Fork, not New-ark.

2. The morning rush hour is from 5 AM to NOON. The evening rush hour is from NOON to 7 PM. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning.

3. The minimum acceptable speed on the turnpike is 85 mph. On the parkway it's 105 or 110. Any thing less is considered "Sissy." (Just ask the Governor of NJ)

4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Jersey has its own version of traffic rules. For example, cars/trucks with the loudest muffler go first at a four-way stop; the trucks with the biggest tires go second; However, in Monmouth county, SUV-driving, cellphone-talking moms ALWAYS have the right of way.

5. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out, and possibly shot.

6. Never honk at anyone. EVER ! Seriously. It's another offense that can get you shot.

7. Road construction is permanent and continuous in all of Jersey. Detour barrels are moved around for your entertainment pleasure during the middle of the night to make the next day's driving a bit more exciting.

8. Watch carefully for road hazards such as drunks, skunks, dogs, cats, barrels, cones, celebs, rubber-neckers, shredded tires, cell-phoners, deer and other road kill, and the Homeless feeding on any of these items.

9. MapQuest does NOT work here -- none of the roads are where they say they are or go where they say they do and all the Turnpike EZ Pass lanes are moved each night once again to make your ride more exciting.

10. If someone actually has their Turn Signal ON, wave them to the shoulder immediately to let them know it has been "accidentally activated."

11. If you are in the left lane and only driving 70 in a 55-65mph zone, you are considered a road hazard and will be "flipped off" accordingly. If you return the flip, you'll be shot.

12. Do not try to estimate travel time -- just leave Monday afternoon for Tuesday appointments, by noon Thursday for Friday appointments, and right after church on Sunday for anything on Monday morning.
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And I thought I have seen it all on my commutes in/from work!!

I particularly like the ones about not flipping people off or you'll be shot.....not that I'd ever do that.
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Love it!! They made bumper stickers for our city because the expressway is always under construction---"I was late because I took the Lloyd Expressway" it's not very funny but true. We are the only city that has 40 lights on an expressway.
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The only one I disagree with is #6. Here is Bergen county, honking is considered "talking" between drivers and happens continuously throughout the day!

The one I most agree with is #10.

Oh Jersey... we love you. Or should I say, F' you?
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The only one I disagree with is #6. Here is Bergen county, honking is considered "talking" between drivers and happens continuously throughout the day!
That's what I was going to say! I always honked in NJ, yes, even in Newark where I worked for 3 years. Side note: I always said New-ark, too. Here in Hawaii if you honk, people look at you like you mortally wounded them. I still do it.
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That is too funny. #9 is so true. I had to get a GPS because Mapquest never got me to any rink in NJ.
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