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Old 08-04-2003, 12:48 AM   #1
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Things not to do with a four year old.

Bowling.....
Bowling and four year olds do not mix. A ten pound ball on your foot is the clearest example of why...however there are several other reasons...

1. the joy of hitting the reset button just as mommy has thrown her ball down causing the rack thingy to come down and her ball to smack violently into it...which inturn causes management to glare at you.

2. Total lack of understanding about the ball return system causing a need to run down the lane to fetch your pritty blue ball after each time you throw it, again causing stares from management. This behavior tends to cease after about the fifth frame, but leads to number 3.

3. lack of realization that your ball will come flying up through the ball return without you sticking your head in it and calling it by name...this leads to a ball smacking you in the face. There seems to be no cure for this action.

4. Lack of understanding that you can't bowl in any lane you choose, just because that lane has more pins in it to knock down, and or crying because you knocked down some of your own and now have to bowl down your lane and some of your pins have disappeared.

5. Bowling is not a throwing game, but a rolling game, and you are only to roll your ball in one direction, down a lane to your pins...never across lanes causing other parties to halt their game as your ball rolls slowly passed them....yet again causing stares from management.
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[img]graemlins/ukid.gif[/img] I see you survived it. [img]graemlins/ukid.gif[/img]
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Very amusing! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
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LOL Kruggie [img]graemlins/wavin.gif[/img] Haven't tried bowling yet, but have tried Skeeball at Chuck E Cheese [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] . Staying away from that too [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
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Sounds like a really "fun" evening. Just think of the memories that you have!!
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I've seen this happen hundreds of times at our bowling alley!

It scares me to death when they try to walk down the lane to get the ball - they have no idea how slippery it is out there! [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]
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i have a 4 yr old, so we will definately avoid bowling at all costs for many years to come. thanks for the warning!
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Live and learn!! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] It sounds like you guys had fun anyway!! I hope your foot is okay!
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Teasure the memory. [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img] Sounds like you had a fun time. I would have paid money to watch. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] Four year olds are so cute.
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Add 6. Do not read at work or your coworkers will be staring at you. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

Aren't the little ones great! [img]graemlins/love.gif[/img]
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LOL! These are really cute. [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

The last time I bowled (which was about 25 years ago) I had a ball that was too heavy for me. I dropped it on the back swing, the ball fell behind me with the loudest thud and all eyes were looking at me. A couple of seconds later the place erupted in laughter and I as outta there! [img]graemlins/blush.gif[/img] Haven't been since and don't plan to go again. [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]
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Kruggie? Is this a story of you when you were 4 years old? [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/confused.gif[/img]
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LOL!!!! Little kids are the greatest! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
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So what was the score? We went last week and my 4 year old got a 64 (with bumpers)
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So what was the score? We went last week and my 4 year old got a 64 (with bumpers)
<font size="2" face="Comic Sans MS, Arial">Hee Hee..do you think I actually had time or brain power to even think about the score?? And more importantly...how is it that your four year old didnt cry every time his ball dissappeared?
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