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There are other changes as well.
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We go on to the joy and through the tears
We go on to discover new frontiers
Moving on with the current of the years.
We go on
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Ever on with each rising sun.
To a new day, we go on.
It's time to move on and move forward.
PassPorter is a small business, and for many years it supported our family. But the world changed, print books took a backseat to the Internet, and for a long time now it has been unable to make ends meet. We've had to find new ways to support our family, which means new careers and less and less time available to devote to our first baby, PassPorter.
But eventually, we must move on and move forward. It is the right thing to do.
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04-07-2003, 10:19 AM
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Community Rank: Jetsetter 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: The land of the free and the Home of the Brave!
Posts: 2,694
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Sightings
Well, I was at work last night when I spotted him.
Pulling my shift at the local home for the aged. He was of course, completely naked, that is his trademark, and he was perched atop a defenseless old ladys bed while she sit helplessly in her wheel chair yelling for assistance, a look of horror on her face.
I blame Steve for what happend next.
I approach Mrs. Scardycat and reassure her that I will remove the tresspassser and she calms down a bit. I approach the perp and say "Mr. Nakedguy, what are you doing, you are in the wrong room!"
His reply, His reply! I am looking for my toenail clippers!!!
I die a thousand deaths in fits of laughter. No one seems to understand why. It WAS Naked toenail guy! Or perhaps his grandfather.
I am unable to controll my laughter, and basically make a spectacle of myself. It is all Steve's fault that everyone in that joint thinks I am a bit odd.
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04-07-2003, 10:29 AM
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Community Rank: Legend 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: North Central Ohio
Posts: 21,629
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Re: Sightings
[img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] THANKS FOR THE CHUCKLE!!!! YOU ARE TOO GOOD!!!!! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
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04-07-2003, 10:34 AM
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Community Rank: Legend
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 17,365
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Re: Sightings
[img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING HERE!! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] So THAT is where he goes when he's not at the gym! Kruggie, don't you think this calls for an ode?!?! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
[ 04-07-2003, 10:35 AM: Message edited by: Dad2jbj ]
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04-07-2003, 10:57 AM
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Community Rank: Scout 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 4,613
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Re: Sightings
Oh Kruggie, you just made my day! I spit all over the computer screen when I burst out laughing. (Thank heavens my kids are gone. They would have wanted to come in and read the post.) I can just picture you laughing so hard and everyone not imagining why. Just one question, was he sweaty?
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Originally posted by Dad2jbj:
: Kruggie, don't you think this calls for an ode?!?! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
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04-07-2003, 11:09 AM
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Community Rank: Trailblazer 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Posts: 5,094
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Re: Sightings
OMG KRUGGIE!!! ROTFL!!!!! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
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04-07-2003, 11:17 AM
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Community Rank: Jetsetter
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: The land of the free and the Home of the Brave!
Posts: 2,694
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Re: Sightings
OKay,,,this one could be tough....I'll give it a whirl.
Ode to Naked toenail Guy
By Kruggie
When you go to the gym to work out for a bit
then head for the lockers I warn you DONT SIT!
For the horror that has been on that bench before
Has become a bit of legendary folklore.
I can see him now all sweaty and stuff
Prancing around, and he's in the buff!
He shows no reguard or fear of spreading germ
At the sight of his nakedness you surley will squirm!
Bare butt planted firmly on a public bench
he throws his foot up, in his hand he does clench
a shiny tool to trim up his toes,
a ghastly sight, the trimmings he throws
To the floor of the room with out disreguard
To gather them up, would be way to hard.
For this sinister being, no etiquite exists,
other members watch in horror with tightly clenched fists.
Where does he go when hes all done and said
after leaving poor Steve with feelings of dread.
The answer is simple, this man knows no bounds
He heads up north to higher grounds.
Accosting old ladies confined to a chair
He plops on there beds, and yes folks hes bare!
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04-07-2003, 11:20 AM
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Community Rank: Legend
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 17,365
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Re: Sightings
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Originally posted by Kruggie:
Ode to Naked toenail Guy
By Kruggie
When you go to the gym to work out for a bit
then head for the lockers I warn you DONT SIT!
For the horror that has been on that bench before
Has become a bit of legendary folklore.
I can see him now all sweaty and stuff
Prancing around, and he's in the buff!
He shows no reguard or fear of spreading germ
At the sight of his nakedness you surley will squirm!
Bare butt planted firmly on a public bench
he throws his foot up, in his hand he does clench
a shiny tool to trim up his toes,
a ghastly sight, the trimmings he throws
To the floor of the room with out disreguard
To gather them up, would be way to hard.
For this sinister being, no etiquite exists,
other members watch in horror with tightly clenched fists.
Where does he go when hes all done and said
after leaving poor Steve with feelings of dread.
The answer is simple, this man knows no bounds
He heads up north to higher grounds.
Accosting old ladies confined to a chair
He plops on there beds, and yes folks hes bare!
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<font size="2" face="Comic Sans MS, Arial">R.I.P Dad2jbj who died laughing at 11:20 am on 4/7/03! He was "oded" to death. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
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04-07-2003, 11:27 AM
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Community Rank: Jetsetter
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: The land of the free and the Home of the Brave!
Posts: 2,694
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Re: Sightings
Steves Epitaph
Here lies Dadtojbj
Left us on a fine spring day
The cause of his death, a heavy load.
Twas the reading of the Naked toenail guy ode.
~ya did it now steve...I am on a rhymin spree!
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04-07-2003, 11:43 AM
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Community Rank: Legend
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 17,365
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Re: Sightings
Quote:
Originally posted by Kruggie:
Steves Epitaph
Here lies Dadtojbj
Left us on a fine spring day
The cause of his death, a heavy load.
Twas the reading of the Naked toenail guy ode.
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<font size="2" face="Comic Sans MS, Arial">Oh, please can that be put on a tombstone at the Haunted Mansion at WDW! PLEASE! ROTFLOL! |
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04-07-2003, 02:48 PM
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Community Rank: Scout
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 4,613
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Re: Sightings
Quote:
Originally posted by Kruggie:
Steves Epitaph
Here lies Dadtojbj
Left us on a fine spring day
The cause of his death, a heavy load.
Twas the reading of the Naked toenail guy ode.
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<font size="2" face="Comic Sans MS, Arial">Man, I go away from the computer for a few hours and look what happened. Kruggie killed Steve [img]graemlins/cry2.gif[/img] What will the boards be like now?
Kruggie, awesome ode...maybe we should require that you have a license to use your concealed weapon (poetry).
Too bad Steve isn't still alive, he could confess that it really was my idea to have Kruggie write the ode. I guess now I can't be tried for conspiracy to commit a crime... |
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04-07-2003, 03:06 PM
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Community Rank: Globetrotter 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Parsippany,NJ
Posts: 3,235
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Re: Sightings
Kruggie, that was the funniest I've seen yet! You definitely have a gift for rhyme.
Steve, print out the ode and post it right by the bench where naked toenail guy sits ( but eliminate your name first!) and maybe he'll get the hint!
Oh, wait! He's gone! Problem solved! Or his problem is anyway - he must have left the naked guy to Kruggie in his will.
I wonder what he left me? [img]images/icons/confused.gif[/img]
[ 04-07-2003, 03:11 PM: Message edited by: Janet 45 ]
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04-07-2003, 03:14 PM
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Community Rank: Explorer 
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Poinciana, Florida
Posts: 9,422
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Re: Sightings
But I'm left wondering if she had his clippers?(sigh) [img]graemlins/ukid.gif[/img]
[ 04-07-2003, 03:16 PM: Message edited by: Disnydad ]
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04-07-2003, 03:26 PM
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Wannabe Snowbird
Join Date: May 2002
Concierge Level: 7
Posts: 34,137
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Re: Sightings
Ok you guys! Not only have you made me spit diet coke on my 'puter screen, you've gone and made me wake up my jetlagged hubby from his nap cuz I was laughing too hard. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
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04-07-2003, 03:55 PM
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Community Rank: Legend
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 17,365
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Re: Sightings
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Originally posted by Marv:
Too bad Steve isn't still alive, he could confess that it really was my idea to have Kruggie write the ode. I guess now I can't be tried for conspiracy to commit a crime...
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<font size="2" face="Comic Sans MS, Arial">Back from the dead [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] and Michelle is GUILTY as charged - but Kruggie, we'll really need you to go back and do an ode for Naked Toenail Guy meets Michelle's Nuddie Blowdry Gal - a match made in heaven we think! [img]graemlins/ukid.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] |
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04-07-2003, 04:01 PM
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Community Rank: Jetsetter
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Durham,NC
Posts: 2,615
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Re: Sightings
Ok, Kruggie.....that was the single best laugh I've had all day. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
So, Steve...are ya gonna post Kruggie's ode in the locker room?? [img]graemlins/wavin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
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