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Old 09-29-2001, 07:38 AM   #1
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Osama Joke

Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total, " says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada. " With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state. Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.

"Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall. " The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable. "

"Uncle Sam" says, "Fill it with water. "


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HEE HEE!
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Old 09-29-2001, 10:28 AM   #3
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HAHAHAHAHA!

Mind if I use it?

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Old 09-29-2001, 01:26 PM   #4
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I loved it! Mind if I borrow it?
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Old 09-29-2001, 05:13 PM   #5
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ROTFL! Can I share it with my dad? He'd get a kick out of it! Keep 'em comin' Steve!
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Old 09-29-2001, 07:04 PM   #6
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GREAT one!!!! Love it... thanks for sharing [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 09-29-2001, 08:10 PM   #7
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Good one! Thanks for the laugh.
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Old 09-29-2001, 08:34 PM   #8
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Oh yes, indeed, share this with EVERYONE you know! [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img] I think it's soooo funny!

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Love it [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

can tell more [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

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Very clever! I'll have to share that one.
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Thanks for the laugh. It's making the rounds in the office right now....
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That is too funny. Thanks for the laugh! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
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