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[BostonTeaParty]

John Madden was in Denver to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special phone near the Bronco's bench. He asked Coach Shanahan what it was for and was told it was a hot line to GOD. John asked the coach if he could use it and the coach said: "Sure, but it will cost you $100." Madden scratched his head and then said: "What the heck, I need some help picking the games." He pulled out his wallet and paid the $100. Madden was perfect that week.

The next weekend Madden was in Minnesota when he noticed the same kind of phone near the Viking bench. He asked Coach Tice, what the phone was for and Tice said: "It's a hot line to GOD and if you want to use it, it will cost you $100." Recalling the previous week, Madden pulled out his wallet and paid the $100. Once again Madden was perfect. The next weekend Madden was in Foxboro at Gillette Stadium when he noticed the same phone near the Patriot's bench. He asked Coach Belichick if it was a hot line to GOD. Bill said, "Yes it is; do you want to use it? It will cost you 35 cents."

Madden looked at Coach Belichick and said, "Wait a minute! I just paid $100 in Denver and $100 in Minnesota to use the same phone! Why in Foxboro do they only charge 35 cents?" Belichick looked at Madden and replied very matter-of-factly, "In Foxboro it's a local call."

Go Patriots!!!

[Dumbo]

[AKLRULZ]

HA! That is a riot and off it goes to all my wife's family up in Boston!

[MegglesMom]

Woo hoo! Go Pats!

[LuvMK]

[DISNEYGOOF]

Thats good Nancy!

[Shell_of_the_South]

Thanks Nancy! Can I add another Superbowl funny?



A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrives at the stadium he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium -- he is closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field.



About halfway through the first quarter, Bob notices an empty seat 10 rows off the field right on the 50 yard line. He decides to take a chance and makes his way through the stadium and around the security guards to the empty seat.



As he sits down, he asks the gentleman sitting next to him "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?" The man says no.



Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Bob again inquires of the man next to him, "This is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the Superbowl and not use it?"



The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me, I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Superbowl we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."



"Well, that's really sad," says Bob, "but still, couldn't you find someone to take the seat? A relative or a close friend?"



"No," the man replies, "they're all at the funeral."







Have fun tomorrow, and may the best team win! I don't have a favorite, so I'll just cheer for both!