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Old 06-10-2009, 04:16 PM   #1
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Chuck Norris...

I thought these were soooo funny I just had to share them!


  1. If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
  2. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
  3. The pen is mightier than the sword, if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.
  4. Chuck Norris doesn't believe in the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
  5. Chuck Norris never won an Oscar for acting...because he is not acting.
I can't believe my cousin bought a whole book w/ these!
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Old 06-10-2009, 04:31 PM   #2
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Very funny and all probably true!!!
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep....he waits.
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer....too bad he never cries.

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The world was once flat until Chuck Norris made it curl up in a ball . . . of fear.


I find myself occasionally frequenting Chuck Norris Fact Generator sites.
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chuck norris can run so fast that he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. there is a whole web site with pages and pages of these. you can design your own shirt there also. chuck has selected his favorites there.
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The world was once flat until Chuck Norris made it curl up in a ball . . . of fear.
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The Bogey-Man checks under his bed at night for Chuck Norris.

Those were great! Thanks!
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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OMG!!!!!!!

I love Chuck Norris...I need to check this web-site.
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There is no theory of Evolution. Just a list of the creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live!
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Oh, my goodness, these are wonderful!!
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They just keep getting funnier - must show my son these - he'll fall over laughing.
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