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Old 11-21-2007, 04:19 PM   #1
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Haiku error poems

I just got this email from a friend:

In Japan , they have replaced the impersonal Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages.

Haiku Poetry has strict construction rules: Each poem has only 17 Syllables - 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, 5 in the third.

They often achieve a wistful, yearning, and powerful insight through extreme brevity - here are some actual error messages from Japan .
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The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Program aborting.
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
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Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
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Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
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A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
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You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
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Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
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Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
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I ate your Web page.
Forgive me; it was tasty
And tart on my tongue.
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Old 11-21-2007, 04:47 PM   #2
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O M G !! Those are just too funny!

The Blue Screen of Death was me last Friday at work... and no one heard me scream either.

Thanks for the great laughs!
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Old 11-21-2007, 06:45 PM   #3
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While very funny, this is an urban legend. Check it out on Snopes.com.
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Urban legend or not, they're very funny! TFS.
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I have a mind to print these out, frame them, and hang them in a row across the wall above our computer stations in our computer/craft room. They are absolutely hilarious!!
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In my opinion,
Of all the types of poems,
Haiku reigns supreme.

It is so silly --
What exactly is the point?
It just makes me smile.

So thank you, Donna,
For sharing these with us all
You rock, as always!

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Donna and Sandy
I never liked Haiku much
But yours made me laugh


Thanks for sharing!
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