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ILuvDisney · 01-01-2002, 09:06 PM

I have thoroughly enjoyed reading each and every one of these. Life can be embarrassing can't it? [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

AKLRULZ · 01-02-2002, 07:05 AM

This one is good enough to keep going for another day! Theses are just so funny! Anyone else?

Chrissi · 01-02-2002, 08:20 AM

After all these years, I thought I had the most embarrassing thing happen to me. Mine isn't even really worth mentioning. All of your moments nearly made me pee, I laughed so hard.

I was in 9th grade and sang in the school choir. We were warming up before the spring concert for our parents. I think we were sining Tuxedo Junction (Manhattan Transfer, anyone?) and I'm blithely Doo - Wopping along and suddenly realize I'm the only one singing. I had gotten distracted from watching the director (the girl standing next to me on the riser was wear the same dress as I was and had failed to mention it [img]images/icons/mad.gif[/img] ) and I just kept right on singin'.

Now this was right before our big performance, not exactly a great confidence booster for the rest of the choir. The director took me aside and asked me to just not sing if I couldn't remember the words... [img]images/icons/blush.gif[/img] How embarrassing...

My dream job would be a Disney secret shopper. Get paid to shop and test CM's customer service skills while be everyone's least favorite customer!!! [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img] I've spent too many years in customer service. I would be such an evil customer... [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

Swazie · 01-02-2002, 10:07 AM

I just logged on after returning from our 14 day stay in the world and don't have time to discuss the trip here, but found this topic so hysterical I had to add. But I have to tell you, I thought long and hard about this one . . . but, well none of you really know me right? And just for my comforts sake, "none of the following can be published without the authors written permission!" And as a warning, maybe females only should read further.

I was very young when I had my first daughter. I was very new to the whole OB/GYN thing. Anyway, everything went fine and it was time for our first visit to the Dr. after her birth. We get in the room, and the nurse says that he will do a complete exam so I disrobe and use their to paper covers. One with a slit for the top and the other is basicly like a small sheet for the bottom.

I had been to this Family Practice Dr. for several years and liked him a lot. He always made me feel like a person, not a stupid teenager (which I was) and it didn't hurt that he was a dreamboat . . a little like Tom Selleck only shorter. Anyway, there I am all laid out and in he walks, with FIVE students in tow. He asks if it's alright for the students to observe. I mumble something under my breathe and hope this goes really fast. They all hang over me and he does the top check, then comes the bottom and he tells me to "scoot down", so I do, all the way to the end. He is finally finished and turns to move out of the way and I automatically sit up. Well, I didn't scoot back first, and yes your right, I slid right off the end of the table onto the floor. The bottom sheet went flying and the little step was still pulled out so I bounced off of that, off of his roller stool and onto the floor.

Ofcourse, being the six gentlemen that they are, they all run to my rescue, grap my hands and the sheet and try to help me up, ask me if I'm alright, etc. My back is bleeding and I just want them all to GO AWAY! Dr. Brooke finally sees that I'm mortified and asks the others to leave and the nurse to step in (she had been watching the baby). As the students file out I can hear them all trying very hard not to laugh, but burst into hysterics when they get outside the door. The nurse comes in and helps me put myself back together and Dr. tells me not to worry about a thing (yeah, right).

As we're leaving I see three of the students in the hallways and none of us can look at each other.

Anyway, things work out I guess. My daughter is now in her last year of Pharmacy school and will graduate with her Doctorate in May and she has three sisters and a brother who will be there to watch. And as a wierd side note, turns out my Dr. who lived in the middle part of our state, was gay and was caught with several other "prominent" locals, ended up loosing his family and practice and moving to California. I was really sad when I heard about it, he was a wonderful physician.

And now I would like to change my name . . . to protect the guilty.

In my reliving of my embarassment, I almost forgot to add my dream job. I think it would be so fun to work at one of the gift shops in MK. I would meet so many different people and I love working retail.

[ 01-02-2002: Message edited by: Swazie ]

**disneyknut** · 01-02-2002, 07:11 PM

Oh gosh.. reading all of these made me think of two more embarassing moments.. these one's happening to me.. The first one is gross too! [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]
When my Ex-husband & I were enganged we were driving with my Mom to go to a flea market about 1 hr from home.. Well, I had to go to the bathroom ( #1) really bad & we stopped at a McDonalds but it was so busy there were lines to get into the rest room.. I couldn't hold it so I told Ex DH to drive with my Mom in the front & I would get in the back seat & use a cup.. well, I did my 'business' & then proceeded to throw the cup out the window.. & you guessed it.. As soon as I threw it I realized my mistake .. Never throw liquid out of a fast moving vehicle it came back & hit my Mom square in the face [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] She was so good natured about it & laughing hysterically & said " You peed on me when you were a baby, I never thought it would happen now!"
My second embarssing incident was last year at my sons school.. I was leaving the building & a car was coming in the parking lot.. I stopped to let her go & she waved me on.. Well, I didn't want to make her wait so I was hurrying along & tripped & rolled down the parking lot.. I was so embarassed especially after I got home & went to the DR for it & found out I had broken my foot again ( in another embarsasing incident I acidentally kicked my sweeper running after DD)
I've been loving reading these stories