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Old 12-05-2002, 10:23 AM   #1
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Three year olds and bodily functions.

It was very evident to me..upon the sight of my dear three year old, that something had gone very wrong. I watched him waddle oddly into the kitchen, a strange look on his little face, the little droppings behind him. I said "Danny!" He looked up at me and very sadly he said "Mommy, Mommy, my bummy threw up".
This analogy somehow made me feel better about having to trace the trail of his little puddles back into the livingroom to assess the damage. Thankfully it was mostly in his pants. It must have been quite explosive for him to have put it the way he did.....he must have eaten some bad snow. [img]graemlins/ukid.gif[/img]

I began to wonder if I need to try and explain that his bummy didnt actually throw up, then I thought no....I just let him continue to think that....it really is a good way of putting it when you think about it.

I apologize for making you all think about it [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
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Kruggie, you crack me up! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

On the other hand.......That Poor baby! [img]images/icons/frown.gif[/img] Give him a hug for me [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img] I hope he's feeling all better real soon.
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ROTFLMAO
Reminds me of the time we were getting off a plane in Michegan and a little girl(around 4ish,maybe 5)said to mom,"Uh Mom..I don't feel good."and then threw up all over mom's fur coat.

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From the mouths of babes...too cute.

I love these stories. Are you writing these down somewhere so you can embarass him when he's older...I mean cherish the memories when he's grown? [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

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From the mouths of babes...too cute.

I love these stories. Are you writing these down somewhere so you can embarass him when he's older...I mean cherish the memories when he's grown? [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

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<font size="2" face="Comic Sans MS, Arial">Great minds think alike! I most certainly have a place for these little tidbits I intend to use...I mean cherish! I have quite a collection!
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Comic Sans MS, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Comic Sans MS, Arial">Originally posted by greystone98:
From the mouths of babes...too cute.

I love these stories. Are you writing these down somewhere so you can embarass him when he's older...I mean cherish the memories when he's grown? [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

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<font size="2" face="Comic Sans MS, Arial">Great minds think alike! I most certainly have a place for these little tidbits I intend to use...I mean cherish! I have quite a collection!</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Comic Sans MS, Arial">With the eggies, and the bummy throwing up, and the streaking.... yep I bet you have got quite the collection!
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Poor guy!!! I would be terrified to have Ethan & Danny in the same room together...I think they would be able to do some REAL DAMAGE!!!
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Kruggie,
I haven't been in the family room, here, until today. The last funny post I read from you was the one about the eggs. (If you remember, I wrote you...my son had the stop sigh fetish.)

I missed the streaking one, somewhere along the line. I guess I'll have to keep up with the posts in this section. You crack me up. (Oh, I guess I have residual puns from the egg stories.)

My son, once had a prolem with another bodily function, he wasn't sick, though. When he was about one and a half, I ran downstairs to put a load of laundry in the dryer. When I came back he had taken his diaper off and "marked" the living room, like a dog would do. He was very proud of himself, until he heard my blood curdling scream. Needless to say, we went out that very same day and bought him a potty chair.

He's ten now, and would be mortified if he knew I was telling these stories! It's so much fun!Michelle
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Whoops, just notice my typo in the last post. My son had the stop SIGN fetish. I bet you all wondered what a stop sigh fetish was!
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I knew what ya meant by a stop sigh fetish Michelle!!! ANd ya know what....my middle son Mikey was a "marker" too! (the little brat marked every corner in the house at least once).

~side note, My dear sister has just gotten her son who is also three potty trained over the last week....I happend to be so lucky as to join him in his proud moment of pee (he couldnt wait to show his aunt Kris what a big boy he became). We are in the bathroom he is peeeing...he is done, he pulls up his little pants and grabs a wad of toilet paper and bundles it up in his little hand and throws it in the toilet....for no apparent reason....he does this all the time. THIS IS WHY THE DADDY SHOULD TRAIN THE BOY! Then again, my neighbor's son who is six was recently caught by his mother doing a number two....the odd thing is that he was sitting on the porcelain, not the seat, the seat was up, and when questioned by his mom...he told her very simply....that seats for girls. (obvioulsy daddy trained, hence his confusion).
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I'm laughing so hard it hurts, Kruggie! That is hysterical!

My mom's favorite story about potty-training is about my little brother. He was just learning the stand-up method. My step-dad was in the bathroom with him trying to give him some pointers [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif[/img] , when my mom called out my brother's name. Upon hearing his name, he turned not just his head, but his whole body. He hit the wall and then my step-dad. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] Mom figured out her blunder when she heard all the swearing coming from the powder room.

From then on, my step-dad decided all stand-up lessons would be conducted outside. Which begat other problems. DB would only go outside if he could pee in the snow. [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif[/img] And most often did so in the buff.

He'll be 18 next April. I think I'll email this page to him when I'm done... [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]
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Lol Beaner,
I am just sitting here and wondering how old DB was when he figured out he could write his name in the snow....hee hee!
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Chrissi, thanks for a good laugh!

Kruggie, I surprised my DH hasn't taught the snow writing thing to Zachary yet. He has taught him all kinds of other things [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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I hear ya Aurora....there was a time where it wasnt safe to take my son anywhere. He felt it was perfectly normal to pee anywhere outside...parking lots, parks, anyones back yard...it was bad. Turns out my Dad had to pursuede him during a walk in the woods to pee on a tree rather than his pants....after much coaxing he peed on the tree and through misunderstanding assumed it was "ok" to pee outdoors anywhere.
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