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As of January 1, 2019, we have closed our forums. This is a decision we did not come to lightly, but it is necessary. The software our forums run on is just too out-of-date and it poses a significant security risk. The server software itself must be updated, and it cannot be without removing the forums.
So it is with a heavy heart that we say goodbye to our long-running forums. They came online in 2000 and brought together so many wonderful Disney fans. We had friendships form, careers launch, couples marry, children born ... all because of this amazing community.
Thank you to each of you who were a part of this community. You made it possible.
And a very special thank you to our Guides (moderators), past and present, who kept our forums a happy place to be. You are the glue that held everything together, and we are forever grateful to you. Thank you aliceinwdw, Caldercup, MrsM, WillCAD, Fortissimo, GingerJ, HiddenMickey, CRCrazy, Eeyoresmom, disneyknut, disneydani, Cam22, chezp, WDWfan, Luvsun, KMB733, rescuesk, OhToodles!, Colexis Mom, lfredsbo, HiddenMickey, DrDolphin, DopeyGirl, duck addict, Disneybine, PixieMichele, Sandra Bostwick, Eeyore Tattoo, DyanKJ130, Suzy Q'Disney, LilMarcieMouse, AllisonG, Belle*, Chrissi, Brant, DawnDenise, Crystalloubear, Disneymom9092, FanOfMickey, Goofy4Goofy, GoofyMom, Home4us123, iamgrumpy, ilovedisney247, Jennifer2003, Jenny Pooh, KrisLuvsDisney, Ladyt, Laughaholic88, LauraBelle Hime, Lilianna, LizardCop, Loobyoxlip, lukeandbrooksmom, marisag, michnash, MickeyMAC, OffKilter_Lynn, PamelaK, Poor_Eeyore, ripkensnana, RobDVC, SHEANA1226, Shell of the South, snoozin, Statelady01, Tara O'Hara, tigger22, Tink and Co., Tinkerbelz, WDWJAMBA, wdwlovers, Wendyismyname, whoSEZ, WildforWD, and WvuGrrrl. You made the magic.
We want to personally thank Sara Varney, who coordinated our community for many years (among so many other things she did for us), and Cheryl Pendry, our Message Board Manager who helped train our Guides, and Ginger Jabour, who helped us with the PassPorter-specific forums and Live! Guides. Thank you for your time, energy, and enthusiasm. You made it all happen.
There are other changes as well.
Why? Well, the world has changed. And change with it, we must. The lyrics to "We Go On" for IllumiNations say it best:
We go on to the joy and through the tears
We go on to discover new frontiers
Moving on with the current of the years.
We go on
Moving forward now as one
Moving on with a spirit born to run
Ever on with each rising sun.
To a new day, we go on.
It's time to move on and move forward.
PassPorter is a small business, and for many years it supported our family. But the world changed, print books took a backseat to the Internet, and for a long time now it has been unable to make ends meet. We've had to find new ways to support our family, which means new careers and less and less time available to devote to our first baby, PassPorter.
But eventually, we must move on and move forward. It is the right thing to do.
So we are retiring this newsletter, as we simply cannot keep up with it. Many thanks to Mouse Fan Travel who supported it all these years, to All Ears and MousePlanet who helped us with news, to our many article contributors, and -- most importantly -- to Sara Varney who edited our newsletter so wonderfully for years and years.
And we are no longer charging for the Live Guides. If you have a subscription, it's yours to keep for the lifetime of the Live Guides at no additional cost. The Live Guides will stay online, barring server issues and technical problems, for all of 2019.
That said, PassPorter is not going away. Most of the resources will remain online for as long as we can support them, and after that we will find ways to make whatever we can available. PassPorter means a great deal to us, and to many of you, and we will do our best to keep it alive in whatever way we can. Our server costs are high, and they'll need to come out of our pockets, so in the future you can expect some changes so we can bring those costs down.
Thank you, thank you, thank you for your amazing support over the years. Without you, there's no way us little guys could have made something like this happen and given the "big guys" a run for their money. PassPorter was consistently the #3 guidebook after the Unofficial and Official guides, which was really unheard of for such a small company to do. We ROCKED it thanks to you and your support and love!
If you miss us, you can still find some of us online. Sara started a new blog at DisneyParkPrincess.com -- I strongly urge you to visit and get on her mailing list. She IS the Disney park princess and knows Disney backward and forward. And I am blogging as well at JenniferMaker.com, which is a little craft blog I started a couple of years ago to make ends meet. You can see and hear me in my craft show at https://www.youtube.com/c/jennifermaker . Many PassPorter readers and fans are on Facebook, in groups they formed like the PassPorter Trip Reports and PassPorter Crafting Challenge (if you join, just let them know you read about it in the newsletter). And some of our most devoted community members started a forum of their own at Pixie Dust Lane and all are invited over.
So we encourage you to stay in touch with us and your fellow community members wherever works best for you!
Best wishes for a wonderful and magical new year!
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10-05-2002, 11:49 AM
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Faith, Trust, Pixie Dust
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sasquatch Territory, Pacific Northwest
Concierge Level: 8
Posts: 17,166
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Funny Phrases
A gal at work left us all a note saying she had been "busier than a one legged tap dancer". Any funny phrases in your vocabulary?
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10-05-2002, 02:33 PM
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Wannabe Snowbird
Join Date: May 2002
Concierge Level: 7
Posts: 34,137
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Re: Funny Phrases
oh, where to start? Or better yet, where to stop - I could go forever!
"Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kicking contest."
If you win (for example) $2 on a scratch & win lottery ticket it's "better than a kick in the head with a frozen boot"
If you're in trouble, you can "bend over and kiss your butt good-bye"
I've got others but they don't really belong on a family-friendly board [img]graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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10-05-2002, 02:47 PM
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Community Rank: Legend 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Florida Big Bend
Posts: 17,133
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Re: Funny Phrases
Dumber than a box of rocks.
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10-05-2002, 05:13 PM
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Community Rank: Traveler 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Colorado
Posts: 408
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Re: Funny Phrases
" Some days you're the dog, and some days you're the fire hydrant"
[img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]
......and saying the same thing but different...
" Some days you're the bug, and some days you're the windshield"
[img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/ukid.gif[/img]
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10-07-2002, 09:15 AM
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Faith, Trust, Pixie Dust
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sasquatch Territory, Pacific Northwest
Concierge Level: 8
Posts: 17,166
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Re: Funny Phrases
hey Colo Dizfanatic, our twist on that saying is:
"Somedays you are the Dragon, somedays you are the Knight"
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10-07-2002, 09:36 AM
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Yeti Chaser
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Way down south
Concierge Level: 6
Posts: 20,411
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Re: Funny Phrases
My dad is a wealth of funny phrases! Let's see, here are some of his better ones:
-He/she is sooo ugly, they could make a freight train take a dirt road
-If my dog looked like you, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards
-(this one was about me, cause I've got long feet): 3 feet in a yard, and there's 2 feet that won't fit in anybody's yard
-I'm so poor I can't pay attention
-When the Lord gave out brains, you thought he said rain and got an umbrella!
Now that I think of it, my dad's not very nice! (Just kidding, he barks more than he bites)
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10-07-2002, 10:25 AM
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Community Rank: Legend
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Florida Big Bend
Posts: 17,133
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Re: Funny Phrases
"That's about as useful as teets on a billy boat!"
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10-07-2002, 11:43 AM
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Community Rank: Scout 
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: Seattle, WA
Posts: 4,695
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Re: Funny Phrases
When we used to say something wasn't fair, my dad usually responded with "Fair is where you go to get cotton candy." [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif[/img]
One of DH's favorites when someone says "hey" is "Hay is the first stage of horse poop" [img]graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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10-07-2002, 06:42 PM
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Community Rank: Legend
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Slate Belt, PA
Concierge Level: 7
Posts: 15,346
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Re: Funny Phrases
When it's obvious someone got up on the wrong side of the bed in the morning..."Who peed in your Cheerios?"
When you feel dumb because the answer is staring you in the face and you know it, but just don't get it - "I feel like a monkey doing a math problem."
[ 10-07-2002, 06:44 PM: Message edited by: Beaner ]
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10-07-2002, 09:08 PM
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Recovering VMK Addict!
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Thornton, CO
Concierge Level: 6
Posts: 13,087
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Re: Funny Phrases
I've been telling one of students he has more excuses than McDonald's has sold hamburgers.
I know, I'm not very nice.
DH likes to say "busier than a one-armed paper hanger."
He has a lot more, but this is a family board. [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]
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10-07-2002, 10:44 PM
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Community Rank: Adventurer 
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Florida
Posts: 539
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Re: Funny Phrases
"You have more issues than National Geographic!"
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10-08-2002, 12:26 AM
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Community Rank: Legend
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Florida Big Bend
Posts: 17,133
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Re: Funny Phrases
No no SarahJ! It's "Hay is for horses!" [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img] !
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10-08-2002, 12:33 AM
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Community Rank: Adventurer
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Florida
Posts: 539
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Re: Funny Phrases
"Well butter my buns and call me a biscuit!"
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10-08-2002, 10:01 AM
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Community Rank: Legend
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Florida Big Bend
Posts: 17,133
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Re: Funny Phrases
"He rolled off the wrong side of the rock with sand in his diaper!!"
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10-08-2002, 10:27 AM
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Wannabe Snowbird
Join Date: May 2002
Concierge Level: 7
Posts: 34,137
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Re: Funny Phrases
Quote:
Originally posted by Bert & Sully:
"He rolled off the wrong side of the rock with sand in his diaper!!"
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<font size="2" face="Comic Sans MS, Arial">excuse me? [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] LOL |
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