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Old 11-14-2001, 01:14 AM   #1
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Is my neighbor a terrorist?

First of all let me say that I love a good conspiracy theory, but never take it too seriously. So don't take ME too seriously regarding this post.

I think my neighbor is a terrorist. My Top 10 Reasons:

1. He never works yet lives in a $160,000 house.

2. He says he's from "Persia". Last time I looked on my globe the rest of the world was calling that "Iran".

3. About 4-5 times a year all the other "Pesians" gather at his house, beginning very late in the evening and into the wee morning hours. The men all stand out back speaking some very serious Arabic (or would it be "Persian"?).

4. The women stay inside and play weird music.

5. Right after the 9-11 attacks I was on the roof painting our house trim and could see him on the top of his house running this wire around the chimney and eaves. I began wondering what he was doing and then . . . an Air Force plane flew right overhead. (We live about 12 miles from Offutt AFB and are directly under a common flight path). I thought, maybe his wires were some mechanism to interfere or break-in on the planes communications. Sounds reasonable, doesn't it?

6. Shortly after I was telling a friend about this I started noticing a clicking sound 3-4 seconds after I pick up my telephone. He's surely bugging my phone.

7. After I tell my friend that I know he's bugging my phones, the clicking stops.

8. He installed an underground sprinkler last summer, but no one has ever seen it in use. Riiiiiight - an automatic sprinkler.

And if that's now enough reason to convince you something suspicious is going on, consider the last two oddities . . .

9. They had a chicken for a pet.

10. He grows 20" long zucchinis.

You tell me - terrorist or man next door?
What are your theories about the events? (No logical explanations please - that's no fun.)

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Old 11-14-2001, 01:40 AM   #2
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Re: Is my neighbor a terrorist?

I am howling with laughter,, and yet, concerned for your saftey! OMG! I think you need to learn arabic,,,so you can spy!

The zucchini is definatly a well know terrorist mechanizm....you would be suprized...Zuchhini bombs...yup...delivered by the common chicken house pet...you are minding your own affairs,, the chicken..waddling strangely ,,,comes over to your house...you note the zucchini cleverly hidden in his but...and KABLAM! LOL!

The ever elusive chicken/vegtable bomb!

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Old 11-14-2001, 04:29 AM   #3
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LOL! I know I am laughing, but I might be a little concerned if I were you! Hmmm- where did you say you were from? (Just kidding.)
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Old 11-14-2001, 04:46 AM   #4
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Old 11-14-2001, 07:14 AM   #5
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This was great! I love laughing in the morning. I notice from the posts you are pulling an all-nighter. Has this been a distraction from yet another awesome paper due to a fabulous professor on a a subject beyond the understanding a mere mortals?
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Old 11-14-2001, 08:31 AM   #6
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I would definitly be concerned. The chicken is a definite give away that he is a terrorist. Only terrorist have chickens. All safe "Persians" have roosters. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

By the way, Brant, I almost peed my pants about the Yanni crack. My aunt actually listens to him, and I just can't handle it. [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 11-14-2001, 08:48 AM   #7
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I continue to rofl.
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Old 11-14-2001, 09:18 AM   #8
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ROFCOL....I wouldn't be worried until he invites you over for chicken kebabs!!! [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]
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Good one you guys! Thanks for the laughs! Though I do wonder if my neighbor is a terrorist too for he has a chicken in a bird cage! Dont ask me, I dont know why!

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Hey didn't you guys hear it was be nice to Yanni week? [img]images/icons/frown.gif[/img]

I bet you didn't know that you can hear Yanni in Epcot! [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]
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Old 11-14-2001, 11:29 AM   #11
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You guys are too funny!!!

Although, perhaps I can shed some light on one of your concerns. The gatherings at night could be the celebration of Ramadaan the period of fasting that Muslims do. For a month, from sunrise to sunset, they aren't allowed to eat, drink, smoke, get frisky with their wives or even kiss them. Usually they get together after sunset and have big meals together.

The only reason I know this is that I was once married to a Muslim man. No offense to any Muslims out there, but from a non-Muslim point of view, Ramadaan is not fun!

Hey! You're not totally paranoid, what about those people in the late 80's - early 90's who thought the nice old German man next door was just a nice old man and it turned out the he was once a Nazi officer who committed countless war crimes?? You never can tell!

Have a great day!

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Old 11-14-2001, 06:24 PM   #12
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Okay my theory......
1. He won the lotto or he sold an internet company
2.Persia Before he won the lotto his family was to poor to buy a globe
3. They're telling dirty jokes and don't want you to hear
4. When a bunch of men get together flatulation is common a smart woman stays inside and cranks weird music to drown out dirty jokes
5.?
6. If your friends are like mine they click to drive you nuts
7. see 6
8. He's a man and self installed sprinkler think about it
9. They had to make chicken and noodles for a church/islamic center pitch in
10. They had to make steamed veggies andbread too [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 11-14-2001, 06:57 PM   #13
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Iranians speak Farsi.I understand that this was all done in fun, but I personally don't like the idea of singling out any one group. I teach English to people from Iran,Iraq, and Afganistan,Bosnia,Sudan,Russia etc. and they are wonderful,caring folks who are as horrified about the recent events as we are. It is too easy to start making fun , and then it begins to snowball--who knows which group could be next, and could one of us be a part of it??
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Old 11-14-2001, 07:01 PM   #14
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Yep, if I had put on my glasses, I would have seen that it should have been "Afghanistan"-- with the -h-!!!! Mea Culpa..... [img]images/icons/blush.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]
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Stonewall, my sentiments exactly. While I understand that patsy-c was not totally serious with this thread, I think it opens a dangerous can of worms. Frankly, anyone of us could be the person living next door, something people should keep in mind.
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