Is my neighbor a terrorist? About This Page:

[patty c.]

First of all let me say that I love a good conspiracy theory, but never take it too seriously. So don't take ME too seriously regarding this post.

I think my neighbor is a terrorist. My Top 10 Reasons:

1. He never works yet lives in a $160,000 house.

2. He says he's from "Persia". Last time I looked on my globe the rest of the world was calling that "Iran".

3. About 4-5 times a year all the other "Pesians" gather at his house, beginning very late in the evening and into the wee morning hours. The men all stand out back speaking some very serious Arabic (or would it be "Persian"?).

4. The women stay inside and play weird music.

5. Right after the 9-11 attacks I was on the roof painting our house trim and could see him on the top of his house running this wire around the chimney and eaves. I began wondering what he was doing and then . . . an Air Force plane flew right overhead. (We live about 12 miles from Offutt AFB and are directly under a common flight path). I thought, maybe his wires were some mechanism to interfere or break-in on the planes communications. Sounds reasonable, doesn't it?

6. Shortly after I was telling a friend about this I started noticing a clicking sound 3-4 seconds after I pick up my telephone. He's surely bugging my phone.

7. After I tell my friend that I know he's bugging my phones, the clicking stops.

8. He installed an underground sprinkler last summer, but no one has ever seen it in use. Riiiiiight - an automatic sprinkler.

And if that's now enough reason to convince you something suspicious is going on, consider the last two oddities . . .

9. They had a chicken for a pet.

10. He grows 20" long zucchinis.

You tell me - terrorist or man next door?
What are your theories about the events? (No logical explanations please - that's no fun.)

[ 11-14-2001: Message edited by: patsy-c ]

[Kruggie]

I am howling with laughter,, and yet, concerned for your saftey! OMG! I think you need to learn arabic,,,so you can spy!

The zucchini is definatly a well know terrorist mechanizm....you would be suprized...Zuchhini bombs...yup...delivered by the common chicken house pet...you are minding your own affairs,, the chicken..waddling strangely ,,,comes over to your house...you note the zucchini cleverly hidden in his but...and KABLAM! LOL!

The ever elusive chicken/vegtable bomb!

[ 11-14-2001: Message edited by: Kruggie ]

[michnash]

LOL! I know I am laughing, but I might be a little concerned if I were you! Hmmm- where did you say you were from? (Just kidding.)

[Brant]

[ 11-14-2001: Message edited by: Joe Carioca ]

[Elliot'sDragon]

This was great! I love laughing in the morning. I notice from the posts you are pulling an all-nighter. Has this been a distraction from yet another awesome paper due to a fabulous professor on a a subject beyond the understanding a mere mortals?

[peterfan]

I would definitly be concerned. The chicken is a definite give away that he is a terrorist. Only terrorist have chickens. All safe "Persians" have roosters. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

By the way, Brant, I almost peed my pants about the Yanni crack. My aunt actually listens to him, and I just can't handle it. [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]