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Old 11-26-2008, 05:25 PM   #1
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Why Larry is an idiot

A few reasons Kevin's brother is an idiot:
He is 62 years old and acts 8.
He married a woman that is touched in the head.
The children that survived their raising (not kidding one "accidentally" died) they moved over 600 miles away.
They had a single wide mobile home. That is not is what is bad. When that one started to deteriorate they bought another one and set it 10 feet off our property line even though they had 5 acres to put it on.
Now this "new trailer" sits on a hill, has no tie downs, no under pinning, holes in the floor and no running water.
Not that running water is that big a deal to them. They haven't had it in 28 years.
Sinking in yet? No water equals no plumbing or bathroom washing facilities or clean clothes and they have no outhouse either.
Don't ask the question I know your all DYING to.
His wife is insane and lazy and has never worked a day in her pathetic life.
Larry is on disability. Again not a bad thing as he is disabled.
They owe no mortgage, no car payments, they don't pay insurance, there medical care is free, yet they are always broke.
Not too broke though to buy crazy wife an AK47 and a myriad of guns and ammo for him.
They have two dogs they keep in the house and 23 cats that live under it. They can't afford to feed themselves but they have animals! Cats that dig in my flowers and gardens and trash bags and on my cars and dig holes under my deck for more kitty poo poo.
When Kevin and I first married 7 years ago they would come every morning to our outdoor spigot with 10 gallon jugs to fill with water every day. If that wasn't bad enough Larry always did it while I was showering so I would be scalded.
They didn't have a drive way and two cars. One that had broken down in 1991 and was filled with wasps and parked in MY drive way. Kevin (before we got married) let them just wander in any time the mood struck them and let them use the phone and other assorted things. First thing I did was change the locks, call the Sheriff to get the car towed (they Crazy Larry and Lazy Sue refused) and put a lock on the outdoor water spigot.

This is just a sampling. Some time I might try to tell you about the ATM card/Sue has cervical cancer and they are making her pay up front scam from 2 years ago.

Oh yeah did I mention Larry is an idiot?
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Old 11-26-2008, 05:32 PM   #2
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Are they coming over for Thanksgiving dinner?

(pardon me, I am new to the 'villa' and find it charming!)
I hope your day gets better.
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Lori,

I hope you can have a somewhat normal Thaksgiving day! tons of and continued get well for Kevin
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What are they hillbillys? No running water, no bathroom? Are they stuck in a time warp? I'm sorry you have to deal with this.
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I'm suprised they haven't been institutionalized by now! I didn't think the county health department let anyone live without a portapotty at least! Sounds like that 'dwelling' should be condemmed for safety reasons! Yikes!
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They are never, I repeat NEVER invited over for dinners or family functions. Even Kevin would rather go to my parents houses.
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They are never, I repeat NEVER invited over for dinners or family functions. Even Kevin would rather go to my parents houses.
Oh Thank goodness!!! I was worried for a moment.
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They are never, I repeat NEVER invited over for dinners or family functions. Even Kevin would rather go to my parents houses.
Kevin would rather go to the in-laws??? Now that's serious!

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Did Larry stay with Kevin today?

He sounds about as crazy as my SiL.
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Did Larry stay with Kevin today?
Yeah he did but that is because Jeff was at work and Jim was with his daughter who got her Gallbladder out down at Western Baptist in Paducah.
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I pretty much got the picture when you said their kids moved 600 miles away, but I kept reading. Sorry you have to put up with them. You need a million
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OMG! I couldn't make that stuff up if I tried I'll be first in line to buy your book Lori - I've got to read the ending
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You haven't called the humane society about the cats yet???? Maybe later after Kevin gets better. Up in MD they had a hayday with a lady and all her cats. Is that trailer even fit to live in? Were to they get clean at???? I can't imagine.

Bless your heart. If you didn't have enough to do. We will all listen if you need to vent.

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I can't imagine......

Not to judge....but how on earth do they get CLEAN? Brush their teeth??? (I know how bad I smell after working a 12 & sometimes shower 2X daily!!)

Maybe it's none of my business.....
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I can't imagine......

Not to judge....but how on earth do they get CLEAN? Brush their teeth??? (I know how bad I smell after working a 12 & sometimes shower 2X daily!!)

Maybe it's none of my business.....
I don't ask, they don't tell. I don't walk within 20 feet of them and hold my breath driving in the south east corner while mowing my yard on the John Deere.
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